Biking drunk on a fixed-gear bike: The Aftermath
Monday, 28 Jul 2008
35mph to 0mph in about 1 second. My ribs don’t look much different.

Life Lessons Learned:
1. Tequila works as an anti-septic if you have no other form of strong alcohol available (IMO vodka is better for cleaning wounds — burns a bit less) and are too injured to go to the 24 hour Riteaid to purchase a proper anti-septic.
2. The downside is that you will probably not be able to stomach drinking tequila after masochistically dowsing your wounds in it. In fact, I would say this experience is just like drinking too much tequila, getting sick, and then subsequently not being able to drink tequila for weeks or months.

Remix of Tiga's "Shoes"
Remix of Daft Punk's "Around The World"
"Final Level" - Original composition