Archive for July, 2008

Biking drunk on a fixed-gear bike: The Aftermath

Monday, 28 Jul 2008

35mph to 0mph in about 1 second. My ribs don’t look much different.
My rib cage doesn\'t look much different.

Life Lessons Learned:

1. Tequila works as an anti-septic if you have no other form of strong alcohol available (IMO vodka is better for cleaning wounds — burns a bit less) and are too injured to go to the 24 hour Riteaid to purchase a proper anti-septic.

2. The downside is that you will probably not be able to stomach drinking tequila after masochistically dowsing your wounds in it.  In fact, I would say this experience is just like drinking too much tequila, getting sick, and then subsequently not being able to drink tequila for weeks or months.

Best reason to use Google maps…

Thursday, 10 Jul 2008

… Figure out who has a rabbit hutch, then proceed to behead the rabbits and keep the heads.

Most of the beheaded pets were hidden from public view, locked away in back yards or back gardens.

It has raised the possibility that the killer has been using satellite images on the internet to find houses with rabbit hutches.

From the BBC: Rabbit ripper shocks Germany