Rednecks get fooled by CNN..
…although can you really blame them? Headline News seems to be produced for middle school kids who have a hard time understanding the board game Risk.
Oh, and thanks to Petey Gil-Montlor from whom I grabbed these images. Petey and I recently spent several hours watching Trinity Broadcast Network in the midst [...]
Friday, 10PM @ Circle K
Couple sitting outside of convenience store; the woman is giving a tarot card reading and one of her boobs is hanging out of her vaguely Indian looking hippie dress, while her partner periodically feeds her beef jerky and doritos by dangling them above her mouth as if she were a puppy [...]
35mph to 0mph in about 1 second. My ribs don’t look much different.
Life Lessons Learned:
1. Tequila works as an anti-septic if you have no other form of strong alcohol available (IMO vodka is better for cleaning wounds — burns a bit less) and are too injured to go to the 24 hour Riteaid to [...]
… Figure out who has a rabbit hutch, then proceed to behead the rabbits and keep the heads.
Most of the beheaded pets were hidden from public view, locked away in back yards or back gardens.
It has raised the possibility that the killer has been using satellite images on the internet to find houses with rabbit [...]
“Loft - Best Suited for Midget!”
This ad recurs every other day. They still haven’t found anyone who wants to live in a 4 ft tall (”CANT STAND UP IN!!!”) loft full of weed and cigarette smoke in a trailer park. I wonder if he isn’t using the word “loft” creatively and doesn’t really [...]
My boss was in town this week — he’s based in Palo Alto, so I rarely interact with him in person. However, when this does happen, it is usually quite entertaining and occasionally embarrassing, like when he skips down the sidewalk on the way to get lunch and insists on hitting on every waitress [...]
1. Why did my website get posted in a Japanese chat website devoted to anime and hentai? I had 7 hits in one hour from Japan. WTF? I know two people in Japan. Are they secretly addicted to animated porn and spreading their love of my website to fellow hentai-fans?
I got [...]